Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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