No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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