I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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