I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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