I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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