I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Randomize
