dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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