I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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