you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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