I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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