yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
did i walk over a car last night?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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