dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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