I'm really into asian looking animals
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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