That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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