I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
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I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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