Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I want to fling myself into the sun
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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