I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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