My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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