I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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