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(812): View more from Indiana

The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.

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(440): View more from Ohio

the ladder is at the bottom of the pool

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog

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(618): View more from Illinois

I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon

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(210): View more from Texas

Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.

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