Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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porn star boner night. come get it.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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