All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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