it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
4 words: hood of his car
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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