so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
