gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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