i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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