Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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