Me. At least after what I've been through.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I want her autograph on my taint
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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