Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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