She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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