She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I had to cum in my sink.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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