Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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