I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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