i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
