The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.