There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
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And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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