He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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