Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.