32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Do vagina's smell?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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