i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He shit in the fireplace
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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