Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
one two three fourrrrnication!
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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