You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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