Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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