id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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