brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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