You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
These tits shall not be calmed
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize