I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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