evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?