This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.