she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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