yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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