Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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