Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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