Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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