Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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