he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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