do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
These tits shall not be calmed
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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