Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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