That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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